Girls are always right :)

This is a post i got from my twitter friend @ujwala25 and it was so realistic that i couldn't resist myself and posting it here ! Enjoy

Future Dating

This is not my creation but i really wanted to share this !

Tom dick and Harry

Mom Calling her twins (tom and harry) downstairs for dinner and guys playing games with buddy Dick Upstairs !

Job-Blow !

Jill went to a bank to ask for loan so that she can expand her...business :P

Milk ? ?

A Day before Jill's Bday Jack asked something... (Based on Real Incident)

Heaven !

one day at heaven ! god asked three men !

Sperm?

One fine day at class Jill asked her doubt to jack

Doctor Saab !

Once A Patient Visited A Doc And said " I am still Not feeling Well"
And Doc Said >>

Sunset Love!

One beautiful evening!
Somewhere near da beach!
A couple talking wid each other !
It’s almost Dark! And Jack n Jill Enjoying …and Jack said:

Jack : Here ! so let’s start ??
Jill : no I told u last time also.. m not gonna have this
Jack : Cmon it’s not gonna hurt!
Jill : You told d same last time also ..
Jack : This time I m sure.. here put this in ur mouth
Jill : M not gonna Put THAT in my mouth
Jack : Cmon Its nice !
Jill : no first u put this in ur mouth
Jack : How can I do that ??? Cmon ladies first :P
Jill : OK but only once ?
Jack : M sure you wil enjoy this !!
Jill : ummmm Its nice.. juicy !
Jack : C I told u its gonna b nice !
Jill : OUCH!!
Jack : Wat happened ?
Jill: C this is bleeding now !
Jack : OMG m so sorry sweetie !!
Jill : Told m not gonna Try !
Jack : m sorry ! try again now ! here put this side now !
Jill : Oops U spillin It all over my clothes
Jack : Sorry sorry !! Here clean it !
Jill : My dad’s gonna kill me if he finds this
Jack : Its ok !! nothing gona happen u wana try more??
Jill : no my jaw is paining !
Jack : Ok lemmi finish it then !
Jill : Told u eating SUGARCANE like this is realy painfull..
Jack : I gues u r right from next time I’l directly bring the juice :)
Jill : Okay :)

Hope u Enjoyed the conversation !!
God bless ur Dirty mind !
Have Phun !!

Alright ! Its Ogay !

One Day Jack came to meet jill

Wat r u saying !!

Jack met his friend Dick one day

Lil humour !!

Note : No living creature was harmed during this Photo shoot ! they were already dead !